Haha parody of kiss me thru the phone

C: Hey you should've seen this one dude/
He was sending pics to me and I'm like stalker what the hell is wrong with you/
He was 46, too, he gon try to get you/
Man I can't believe all of these sickos on my profile/
Sickos on my profile/
I don't even know why I attract so many of these sickos to my profile/
Sickos on my profile/
Wish that they would go/

V1: Hey there hi my name is Mikey/
Mikey from New Jersey/
Just wanted to stop by and say that I think your funny/
Guess what else, I'm bi, hey do you like guys?/
I think that we should meet up in real life/
Hell, no man, if I ever see ya/
I'll motherfucking beat ya, I'm going to delete from/
My friends list, my friends list, I know you want to meet me/
But ya cant/
So get your ass off my page or I'll block you/

C: Hey you should've seen this one dude/
He was sending pics to me and I'm like stalker what the hell is wrong with you/
He was 46, too, he gon try to get you/
Man I can't believe all of these sickos on my profile/
Sickos on my profile/
I don't even know why I attract so many of these sickos to my profile/
Sickos on my profile/
Wish that they would go/

V2: Hey there, I've been on Myspace and, people are trying to/
Find out all about me, they like it, they love it/
Search for me in public, yeah people have done it/
Gonna try to lure me like they fucking Ken Kaniff/
If you try to get me, I'll just call the feds, see/
I live around a lot of police/
They'll convict ya, convict ya, slap handcuffs on your wrists and get restraints/
The jail is only 3 blocks away too/

C: Hey you should've seen this one dude/
He was sending pics to me and I'm like stalker what the hell is wrong with you/
He was 46, too, he gon try to get you/
Man I can't believe all of these sickos on my profile/
Sickos on my profile/
I don't even know why I attract so many of these sickos to my profile/
Sickos on my profile/
Wish that they would go/

V3: They gonna stalk like
Da da, da da da da da da, da da da da da da, da da da da da
I'm gonna block like
Da da, da da da da da da, da da da da da da, da da da da da
They try to stalk like
Da da, da da da da da-(Rant)

C: Hey you should've seen this one dude/
He was sending pics to me and I'm like stalker what the hell is wrong with you/
He was 46, too, he gon try to get you/
Man I can't believe all of these sickos on my profile/
Sickos on my profile/
I don't even know why I attract so many of these sickos to my profile/
Sickos on my profile/
Wish that they would go