This is how you do NOT apply

Alex // 21 // Some College // Past Jobs: I've worked for a strip club as a bouncer, the pay was alright the girls were the real pay though. Walmart overnight stocker. I have also worked for a Law Firm. The reason I'm applying for this job is because I feel I can bring 110% to your company and help your business grow. I'm trying to move forward in my every day efforts for life. I know I will be a good role model for any of my peers and I will always have a smile on my face while getting the job done. My biggest flaw is the fact that I'm a little cooler than your average worker. My biggest plus is probably the fact that I'm a Beast in Bed. Thank you for letting me apply for this position within your company. I can work Mon-Fri 1pm - 9pm. Have a nice day hope to hear from you soon.

Based on the application, I vote yes hahaha

YES!

LOL THEY TOOK YOUR APP AND MADE IT "this is how you do NOT apply" LMAOOOO

Hahaha. It was a joke. I think he posted an actual application too, but I don't know where it went.

lol working in a strip club would b sweet

yeah i wouldent be doing my job most of the time !!!!!

Close k0ja, I thought I'd make one for people wanting to make one who didn't quite see the "Forum Application Method" or whatever, so just incase they don't see that they see this. Which does infact draw more attention.

let him in he chill as fuck

I'm chiller than an icebox at the bottom of a lake in alaska in the middle of snow season.

I always thought we needed a CPL announcer guy.