OMG PHYSICALLL

So today i had to get a physical because the state of Pennsylvania requires that to get a drivers permit. im late on my permit i shouldve had a license last december. anyways, i get there and the nurse says here pee in this just a little bit for me...



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WHAT THE FUCK!


my dad was there he thinks im an angel and i dont smoke or drink, and if he found out he would kill me literally.

i thought i was so fucked. so i told her i could not go but i peed a little and it dont look like pee though and she sayd ok. i actually put a drop of toilet water in there. idk what to do, maybe it wasnt a drug test but it was still my piss i wanted to be safe. maybe they were gonna check how my liver and kidneys were and all that but i was shitting my pants!!! then they gave me a fuckin robe and shit to put on to grab my nuts. and i cudnt get the shit on and she walked in on me with it barely on she was hot too hahaha it was embarrasing. and when the bitch went to grab my nuts she lifted my whole robe up and looked at my whole package for like 5 minutes i was laughin so hard cuz my dick was like tiny at the time cuz it was really soft like my balls drooped farther then my dick it was like barely an inch it was so soft i shouldve got a chubby so she would know its not that small and its big. i bet she like told all the receptionists and secretary i had a small penis. but anyways yes i am scared so i gotta not smoke for like 2 weeks in case they call for a reschedule because i did not piss in it.

LMFAO martino, why would u care waht the nurse thought u like the men .

shitty deal fucking bring apple juice always with you when you goto the hospital tard

how was i posed to know they were gonna piss test me, and i dont always have apple juice handy wtf and i bet theyd know it was that theyd proly smell it or like know its fake if i knew i wudve got someone elses piss thats clean

Lol, always gotta have a sample handy nothing like caring your friends piss around Lol!

lol i know

Lol. i got 58 posts today alone LOL

you are both retarded...no physicals are not drug tests......no you can not use apple juice......and yes they probably will call you back if you diluted your piss sample.



haha and as far as awkward physicals go.....when i was in high school i had to get a physical to play lacrosse and i had the opposite experience. we dont get robes they just stick their hand down ur pants and i had on some not so baggy jeans and she had to try and get around my package to get under my nuts and she was havin trouble and it took her like 30 seconds of fumbling and so just to screw with her i said ouch! and she started stuttering and apologizing and telling me how she was havin a trouble gettin around it she was so embarrassed and i just start laughing.

and sorry to break it to you martino but my buddy is from Pennsylvania and he never had to get a physical for his drivers license.....im pretty sure you just got molested by some randy! haha jk

vinegar trick !

If she's a nurse she probably knows that a flaccid penis is not any testament to how big your erect penis is. You can have have a smaller flaccid penis than someone and still have a bigger erection than them.

i love the penis info however... the only real way to prove to her martino is to go back in with a boner and whip it out in front of her and tell her whats up. ill visit you in jail

no seriously, it was a physical to get my drivers permit, and i was in the waiting room the lady went Brian? and then gave me this thing and sayd to pee in it. also, i have her the permit form and it had a list of yes or no questions and one of them was use of any illegal narcotics/drugs/alcohol. so thats why they probably had to do it. lol

it was still embarrasing hahaha cuz my dick was so tiny like barely making an inch, i was like omg hahahaha good thing i shaved like a couple weeks before but dude it was embarrasing because she was hottt. and my balls at the time were at the really droopy stage rofl wowww

martino... admitting you have a tiny penis is terrible why would you openly admit that. We don't need to know this honestly.

it was soft hahaha

Actually, you do have to get a physical to get your permit/license in the state of Pennsylvania. I should know, I live in PA, have my license, etc. Plus my brother just got his permit a few months ago and had to get one. I guess it sucks more for guys though. LOL. Tough luck, Martino.

Mhmm it wouldn't suck for the male doctors tho and usually isn't it a male on male if it's for a physical?

They got all those NPs now that basically do a doctor's job. Or nurses just do it and then the doctor comes and and goes something like, "Hmmm...well...this is what is going on..." then end of appointment. Lol.

Hey cupcake im a NP need a physical?

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Hahaha very funny.

haha thanks cupcake

fuckin martino full of your self

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